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oh, you wanted the demons exorcised…i thought you said exercised…we’ve been doing yoga for the last week…
The ontological fallacy of expecting a light at the end of the tunnel, well, that’s what the preacher sells, same as a shrink. Always a buck to be had doing that, and it’s such a desperate sense of entitlement, isn’t it?
See, the preacher encourages your capacity for illusion. Then he tells you it’s a fucking virtue.
"Surely this is all for me… Me? Me, me, me. I. I. I’m so fucking important. I’m so fucking important, then, right?"
- The Locked Room, 1x03